If you have studied writing, you probably know that too many frequently used adverbs
repeatedly upset readers, teachers, and writing software. Not exactly in that order, truly.
As a result, my writing software has the hiccups repeatedly. Honestly. Insert eye roll.
Who thought this up? Literally, who did?
I don’t know, so I casually and courageously googled the info and,
curiously, could not find a culprit.
Must be an adverb conspiracy actually, because I write cautiously.
Repeatedly, as a result, my writing software politely yet judgingly encourages me
to write using active verbs constantly!
I ask my writing software. I am like, “Oh, come’ on, surely I don’t write that passively?”
Aways testing my writing, earlier today, I learned this:
My writing software gleefully, jubilantly, and victoriously responds:
“Truthfully, never-endingly, and relentlessly, I have the last word!!”